Wedgie me daddy
Omg best wedgie prank ever! Now drive.
Just reading William Gibson’s “Neuromancer” and it mentioned people wearing fur coats made of lab-grown mink fur, pelts grown on a collagen lattice with no actual animal involved, and it totally sounds like something that could happen, except I would be pretty shocked if the tech existed and people limited themselves to traditional fur animals. I’d expect big cats, endangered things, anything exotic…but since when is the future guided by taste? I’m imagining authentic James Dean leather jackets, vintage-style fur stoles and muffs made of cloned Marilyn Monroe scalp.
If they came out with cloning technology that allowed you to buy fur and leather made entirely of cloned celebrity skin and hair, who do you wear? Who would be the popular trend?
Item: authentic Kardashian Kollection leather purse, made of genuine cloned Kardashians
Item: dog-powered motorcycle, although we all know none of y’all are going to wind up using dogs
Spell: Unseen Savant. A more advanced version of the spell Unseen Servant, this spell creates an invisible, mindless, shapeless force that is assigned a single skill that it can perform at the level of a well-trained (non-magical) professional; it cannot perform any other task. The servant springs
into existence in an unoccupied space on the ground within range. It has
AC 10, 1 hit point, and a Strength of 2, and it can’t attack. If it
drops to 0 hit points, the spell ends. Once you give the command, the servant performs the task to the
best of its ability until it completes the task, then waits for your
next command. If you command the servant to perform a task that would move it more than 60 feet away from you, the spell ends.
God damn, who’s gonna tell Batman that while he’s been in space not only did Ras resurrect his murdered son, his ex had his baby without telling, and all while Dick adopted like 5 kids and probably has more on the way.
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